The rare and endangered butt naked ladybug....

While doing some field work for my latest research proposal I came across one of the northern hemispheres most rare and endangered insects, the Butt Naked Ladybug. Luckily this amazing creature gave me a small glimpse into its daily activities. I quickly noted that this specimen revelled in its nakedness as if flaunting it in front of the other insects, it was not shy to say the least. I did however notice the large girth around the mid section causing me to speculate that this particular Butt Naked Ladybug might be entering the late stages of pregnancy. There must be a least 20 million Butt Naked Ladybug fetuses in there if not more! I guess that other possibility is this poor insect suffers from the late stages of alcoholism. I will continue to monitor the situation and let you know as interesting events unfold.

Professor Kelly